Category Archives: General

Steak Pie

800gm Stewing Steak1 litre Beef Stock (Oxo recommended)2 Onions2 tbsp Olive OilPinch of SaltGround Black Pepper1 tbsp of Corn Flour dissolved in a small amount of warm water1 egg whisked with a pinch of salt 1 large Pie Dish/Ashet Puff Pastry to Cover (make your own if you like crying a lot) Method : Preheat… Read More »

Quorn Bolognese with Spaghetti

Ingredients (serves 4) : 400 gms of Quorn Mince 1 x 400 gm tin of chopped tomatoes 150ml of Beef or alternatively use around a half a tablespoon of Marmite/Vegemite with 150ml of Hot Water as a vegetarian alternative 300ml of Red Wine 2 tbl spoon olive oil 2 Tablespoons of Tomato Purée 1 large chopped onion… Read More »

Bad Poetry

The Souls Eternal Darkness and The Deliverance From Indifference In the night I gently sneak, Upon the floor I slightly creak, With the light I jump for cover, As like the whale, I’m mostly blubber.

Granny’s Canary

Granny’s Canary (By R Notman & I Hamilton 1997) Music Lost to Time but may have been G C D and Em and possibly a trip to F and Am They shut down the mine after 400 years, The men and the bairns and sheep were in tears The bosses had taken our living away… Read More »